�
The Entertainment Page�
1.) Game Demos.
2.) Cheat Codes.
3.) Sometimes some info on games.
As I said earlier, this page is mainly focused with quality shows, cartoons, the lastest quality movie, talk shows, and other miscellaneous subjects (including a comedy part, that I like to call The Comedy Corner.)
Wow, come to think of it, after reading all I
wrote hear on this page, this page itself hasn't been updated in a while.
Damn am I lazy! Well, sorry, but since no one pays me to build this page
I can leave it here for 10 years, but what's teh point of that. Anyways,
let's talk about movies shall we? I will get more inforamtaion on movies
and what's hot, and well what's not. Let's name a few....
Cartoons. Ok kids you have just entered The Kidz
Zone. Beware. There's no escape. Haaaaaa haaaa haaa! Anyways...Welcome
to my part of the page on cartoons. I love cartoons. Actually, now that
I am beginning to re update my page since like half a year, how sad, I
am actually getting into animations, so soon, hopefully i will be able
to make my own cartoons, HA HA HA HA!!! So, there will be stuff on cartoons
also. Ya know old ones like Smurfs (remember that..the midgety blue people)
to Chip n Dale (the cute little chipmunks), not to forget Alvin and the
Chipmunks, and Aladdin the Series, then to the new ones like QuackPack
and The Mask. One word describes The Mask. RETARDED!!! I'm sorry but it
is just stupid. Hey UPN (yeah you, channel 44, cable 12), hear is some
advice. Get rid of The Mask and put back Goof Troop, or Chip n Dale, or
TaleSpin. Cartoons from movies and movies from cartoons are just freaking
STUPID!!! Like The Mask (the cartoon) how retarded. Only stupid people
like those. Ya know stupid is as stupid does. Ugh!!!
Ok well here are just some random stuff I hafta
say about television. TV RULES AND DON'T YOU GUYS EVER FORGET THAT. You
can watch it when you are sad and watch it when you have nothing better
to do, or watch it when you have time...like me. Or heck just watch it
cuz you love it. Well like me again.I have one more thing to say.
Hmmmm....hey KICU 36 (yeah you the tv station) I really love this station.
One of my favorites. But ya know what? What ever happened to Jack Tripper and all those people???HMMMMM...WHY
IS NOT GETTING GOOD REVIEWS (IF KICU EVEN DOES THAT). LET'S SEE. OK YOU
HAVE ALL THE SHOWS I LIKE FRESH PRINCE, FAMILY MATTERS, AND HMMM WHAT'S
THAT OTHER SHOW AT 4:00, OR WAIT THE SHOW THAT WAS ON? COULD IT BE THREES
COMPANY. IT WAS A NICE LITTLE JOKE....NOW PUT IT BACK ON. WE DON'T WANNA
CAUSE A RIOT DO WE? Come on everybody loves Three's Company. I mean who
doesn't. Kinda like who doesn't like Rodman! Haha...just kidding. I was
kidding ok. No I mean it's like who doesn't like Tom Cruise, or Joanna
Kerns (that one mom on Growing Pains) So please...put it back on. I am
begging please please please put it back on. Ya want money? Is that a problem.
If it's any consolatio, I will donate some money to KICU. And please keep
Fresh Prince and Family Matters on. Thank you! Oh and one more thing folks.
Uh hi ABC Channel 7. Now I love Channel 7 news. I was born in 81. I love
TGIF, I love those shows like Ellen and Boy Meets World and the new Step
By Step shows on TGIF. Love your movies. BUT WHY DID YOU GUYS MOVE FAMILY
MATTERS FROM TGIF TO SATURDAY. IT WAS JUST FINE WHERE IT WAS. DARN! WELL
AT LEAST YOU DIDN'T TAKE IT OFF. IF YOU GUYS SEE THIS PAGE, PLEASE EMAIL
ME AND TELL ME WHY YOU MOVED IT. SOMETHING FINANCIAL? WELL I AM SOOOO GLAD
YOU DIDN'T TAKE IT OFF AND BE FREAKIN' JERKS LIKE KICU. THANX FOR KEEPING
IT ON AGAIN. ABC ROCKS!!!!!! Well that's all I have to say so far. Ok now
to you surfers. If you read all this stuff, you are patient. And cool.
If you could, please help me to get Threes Company and Family Matters back
on. Thanks guys. And as a reward you can steal my animated gifs and I won't
press charges. (Hmm like ya couldn't do it anyways) So keep lookin down
for more great stuff.
Anyways, well notice how this page is so colorful. Well if you want
color and I mean lots of color just go here
and it will bring you to a list of a whole bunch of color hex codes.
The Geocities Page
Well, I highly suggest that you visit this link before you go ANYWHERE
ELSE. But if you don't want to then fine, who am I to get in the way between
you and the things that you love. But just to let you know, this link has
all the stuff you need to know on all shows that were once on tv and is
still on (well maybe not all). But it has a lot. If you are between the
ages of 12 and 20 then you guys should remember all those relatively old
shows like Mama's Family, Saved by the Bell, Family Ties, and all that
good stuff, right? Well, I have all those shows and more. So I highly suggest
that you go here before anywhere else.
This part is MY THEME for this whole page. It is just DA BOMB.
Links to My Top Ten Sitcom Pages
Links to my Top "1 Hour Shows"-that's what I call them
My Baywatch Page
Links to My Featured Talk Show pages
My Oprah Winfrey Page
My Independence Day Page
Links to My Featured Cartoon Pages
My Garfield & Friends Page
Clops from Mad TV(1.9 M)
Communism -- If you have 2 cows, you give them to the government; and
the government gives you some milk.
Fascism -- If you have 2 cows, you keep the cows but give the milk to
the government, who then sells you the milk at a high price.
Nazism -- If you have 2 cows, the government shoots you and keeps the
cows.
New Dealism -- (FDR Version) If you have 2 cows, you shoot one, milk
the other one; then pour the milk do wn the drain.
Capitalism -- (Reaganomics) If you have 2 cows, you sell one and buy
a bull; you then sell all the excess milk to the government who in turn
ships it to fascist and communist governments.
Anarchism -- If you have 2 cows, your neighbor on your left takes one
cow, and the one on the right takes the other; while your backyard neighbor
takes the milk, the bucket and the stool.
Utopianism -- If you have 2 cows, Mother Nature zaps the cows, turning
their udders into eternal milk-shake dispensers.
Radical Feminism -- If you have 2 cows, you declare an amazonian state
free of bull oppression and sit around waiting for the cows to hump each
other.
Feudalism -- You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk.
Pure Socialism -- You have two cows. The government takes them and puts
them in a barn with everyone else's cows. You have to take care of all
the cows. The government gives you as much milk as you need.
Bureaucratic Socialism -- You have two cows. The government takes them
and puts them in a barn with everyone else's cows. They are cared for by
ex-chicken farmers. You have to take care of the chickens the government
took from the chicken farmers. The government gives you as much milk and
eggs the regulations say you should need.
Fascism -- You have two cows. The government takes both, h ires you
to take care of them, and sells you the milk.
Pure Communism -- You have two cows. Your neighbors help you take care
of them, and you all share the milk.
Russian Communism -- You have two cows. You have to take care of them,
but the government takes all the milk.
Cambodian Communism -- You have two cows. The government takes both
and shoots you.
Dictatorship -- You have two cows. The government takes both and drafts
you.
Pure Democracy -- You have two cows. Your neighbors decide who gets
the milk.
Representative Democracy -- You have two cows. Your neighbors pick someone
to tell you who gets the milk.
Bureaucracy -- You have two cows. At first the government regulates
what you can feed them and when you can milk them. Then it pays you not
to milk them. Then it takes both, shoots one, milks the other and pours
the milk down the drain. Then it requires you to fill out forms accounting
for the missing cows.
Pure A narchy -- You have two cows. Either you sell the milk at a fair
price or your neighbors try to take the cows and kill you.
Libertarian: Anarcho-capitalism -- You have two cows. You sell one and
buy a bull.
Surrealism -- You have two giraffes. The government requires you to
take harmonica lessons.
Miscellaneous Websites
Links to Some Cool Websites
The PC-Gamer Page
by me, Jack Tseng (My other page)
HTMLGoodies
The NBC.com Page
My Complete List of Links to Awesome Shows
TV Sitcoms
�
"1 Hour Shows"
�
My X-Files Page
Talk Shows
�
My The Rosie O'donnel Show Page
My The Tonight Show with Jay Leno Page
Movies
Links to My Featured Movie pages
Men in Black
Cartoons
My Winnie the Pooh Page
My TV Schedule Page
My TV Schedule Page (mostly on sitcoms)
Non-TV Stuff
My HTML Help Center
Now, first of all, I want to say something to Joe Burns. Hey Joe! I know
your HTMLGoodies is a totally kick ass page. It has a whole bunch of helpful
tutorials. This section of my page will be like a (pretty crappy) mirror
image of your site. After seeing your site and helping my sister make her
page. I just figured that I knew enough to make my own HTML Help Tutorial
section. It is pretty sorry compared to yours. Well, this is just a BASIC
HTML Help center. I will teach you guys HOW to get a homepage, first of
all using the almighty Geocities as your host, then how to start up a really
basic page, then using the advanced HTML editor to create a more advanced
page with HTML commands, then how to have a whole bunch of cool features
like a search engine, tables, embedded sounds, colors, and more. I will
be constantly referring you to HTML Goodies becuz I truely believe that
HTML Goodies is THE place to be for HTML Help. I know this sounds clicheish,
but it is quick, reliable, easy, and fun. It is not a long, boring tutorial.
All his pages has a little twist of humor in it.
The Comedy Corner
Comedy Clips from Saturday Night Live, Mad TV, and Comedy Showcase, and soon...... Mad TV
Saturday Night Live (538 k)
Comedy Showcase 1 (550.4 k)
Comedy Showcase 2 (355.5 k)
Comedy Showcase 3 (199.3 k)
Comedy Showcase 4 (122 k)
Comedy Showcase 5 (115.3 k)
Comedy Showcase 7 (109.9 k)
Political Views on Cows
Socialism -- If you have 2 cows, you give one to your neighbor.
My Guestbook
View
My Guestbook
This website has been accidentally accessed
Search Engines
